Mar 02
This is a conversation about a foot-long pen with a zebra-shaped head whose name is Charlie.
- Me: That's a very nice pen you have there.
- Jersey Mike's guy 1: This is Charlie and he's a zebra.
- Me: And where did Charlie come from?
- Jersey Mike's guy 1: Charlie came from a man who sells pens, who sometimes buys sub sandwiches here.
- Me: I think I'll use Charlie to sign my receipt... except Charlie doesn't seem to work very well.
- Jersey Mike's guy 2: That's because Charlie only works on bags.
- Jersey Mike's guy 1: Charlie was born in a bag, you see, so he only writes on bags.
- Me: Oh.
